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To Slay Your Goals in 2026 You've Got to Stay Safe Through Dezemba

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Chomi!

The last week of Dezemba is here- serving groove main character energy. Listen, if you want to be playing your goals in 2026 babe, pay attention.

You know you're going to groove, got it all planned out- where you're going to meet, who you're going with… great.

You have to be honest about your whereabouts. Tell your parents where you are going, who you are going with and when you will be back home. It's about your safety, not cramping your style.

Before groove make sure you have:

  • Enough money for food, snacks, drinks and transport
  • If it's cash, keep the transport money separate from your other zaka for spending
  • Charge your phone, to the max okay. πŸ’― %. Charge your power bank too if you have one.
  • Pack some condoms into a bag if you are thinking of getting some loving.
  • Make sure you have enough airtime & data. Don't rely on WI-FI, if loadshedding hits you won't be able to reach anyone.

At groove:

  • Accept drinks from no-one.
  • Accept sweets from no-one
  • Keep your friends close
  • Keep your thumb inside the bottle, other fingers around the neck of the bottle.
  • Keep your palm over the can, and grip with your finger. Same with a cup. That protects your bev.

After groove:

  • Call a Bolt/Uber
  • Share rude info with your parents and other loved ones
  • Leave with who you came with

Go on and make memories. Have fun! Look after you. See you in 2026 πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰.